Remove Norway from the Internet

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Dear Mr. Gore,

We, the undersigned, hold you in the highest regards for inventing the internet. However, there is one issue that has come to light that noone could have possibly forseen: NORWAY. Norway has no business on the internet. 98.3\% of Norwegians with internet connections use their computers to join english-speaking chat rooms, only to babble incoherently and then flood before being forcefully removed. This issue must be resolved immediately.

Mr. Gore, O Great Creator of the Internet, please remove all major backbone routes to and from Norway. This is the only solution at this point. Thank you.
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Mads 26 September 2003

"yeah! Let Gore bomb our country and give us a home in south of US!"

Victor 1 October 2003

"Away with Norway"

Perv 5 October 2003

"Ban non rubber wearing nords only!"

Shadowsrealm 8 October 2003

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James 31 October 2003

"this is so true...all they do is spam and spam and spam. They need to be banned"

Dustin 8 November 2003

"nigga please"

Oliver 17 November 2003

"hah!"

Factorone 22 November 2003

"I love to suck penis. Can I suck yours, Mr. Gore? I'll vote for you in the next election!"

Micke 23 November 2003

"wtf get them out of there !! FFS"

Shadowsrealm 27 November 2003

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Goal
1,000 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
26 December 2015
1000. Shadowsrealm | .
23 December 2015
999. John | I support this petition
22 December 2015
998. Ian | I invented McAfee antivirus software
22 December 2015
997. Stephen | YEY
19 December 2015
996. None | Go spread the words! Tell this site to all of your friends! If we get 1 million signatures, Norway will be removed! No more Norway!
16 December 2015
995. Shadowsrealm | .
7 December 2015
994. Frans | I support this petition
3 December 2015
993. Jack | Deffinately need to remove norway.
27 November 2015
992. Yvind | I'm from Norway
13 November 2015
991. Bob | I IZ TEH VILA KTHX, PLZ TO Pj33r
13 November 2015
990. Mullah | insallah
10 November 2015
989. Steven | I support this petition
7 November 2015
988. Shadowsrealm | .
6 November 2015
987. Zico | Yeh! And give them Skеne, the Danish people wont take it...
22 October 2015
986. Andre | Vad snakker ni om va? La Bomba Nueva York!!!!
16 October 2015
985. Mcduckefnet | Just say .No to Norway
11 October 2015
984. Timmy | Kuka de jдvla norrmдnnen!!!!
9 October 2015
983. Shadowsrealm | .
8 October 2015
982. Shadowsrealm | .
7 October 2015
981. Andersk | Yes Yes Yes
26 September 2015
980. Shadowsrealm | .
22 September 2015
979. Jonne | I support this petition
10 September 2015
978. Sve | I support this petition
2 September 2015
977. Deagle | haha kewl
25 August 2015
976. Jason | I support this petition
21 August 2015
975. Shadowsrealm | .
20 August 2015
974. Helena | hehe sug torsk
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