Fuck The Oven Mitt
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We request, nay DEMAND that Arby's remove all advertising material containing said Mitt from its stores, cups, bags, television commercials, newspaper/magazine ads/bus stop posters, etc. All images of the Mitt must be destroyed, along with any documents detailing the Mitt's very existence as a corporate mascot. Also, Oven Mitt itself must be brought out to a mutually agreed upon place where The Undersigned can witness its execution. The lengthier, the better. Only then can we rest safe, knowing that the Mitt's machinations have been usurped.
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"The Oven Mitt is the Illegitimate Offspring of Michael Jackson's Glove and an Unspecified Llama (#2112-666). It was originally spawned to act as a donor for Michael's nose (which is why it doesn't have one!) and was donated to the Illuminati for behaviora"
"KILL KILL KILL DE OVEN MITT!"
"We want to use the mitt as our dream catcher."
"I hate the oven mitt!"
"Don't you see?!!?!?!? You think he's cute, complaining about his lack of human features...you're playing RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS......Uhm...MITT!!!!!! I rejoice in his pain and horror as he is reminded of the freakish demon he truly is! Also, I do have a lif"
"like i signed elsewhere: there's a difference between getting your name out and irritating the hell out of (once-) potential customers."
"i hate you oven mitt"
""This is my new trainer LAAARS".... GAY.. working at fast food places ISN'T fun OR funny, Lars is making 6.50 an hour, 7 if lucky, so i guess that makes LARS either a High School student, poor college student, or an unhappy individual living in a crappy h"
"NO mitt pinches my ass and lives to tell. KILL THE MITT!!!"
"Arby's has the worst food in the world. I think they shoud deep-fry the oven mitt and end his pitiful little life!!!!"
